Saturday, 3 December 2011

10 Random Expressions

  1. *asks for call centre job* - WTF, are you really my lazy ass daughter, asking me to pay her own bills....are u ? *expressionless*
  2. *asks about wearing 4 inchs extra* - baby, wont u fall over ur head? * bah! very funny didi*
  3. *asks about going out for a typical marwari meal* - kid! u'll have 'ghee' ? Are u normal? * ugh..nope*
  4. *crying over too much work and boredom* - hey try changing the subject, might just help baby...and u needn't cry . Here talk to Bhaiya...* no need! and thanks for a fantablous idea...i'd rather bang my head *
  5. *alarm rings* - wake up , my head says.... * 3 hours later....fuck it's 9 am, bloody alarm clock *
  6. Bakshi and Talwar wedding - * jeeeez, why is she caked up? when are we leaving? why are kids invited? shouldn't maroon 5 be playing here...rich wedding and all *
  7. inflight * baby crying on the next seat and I am trying to snooze* - Dude shut up, will u ? please? ...people are sleeping....bloody monkey !
  8. Black eyeliner goes missing - * hell  no , i am not going out ....without a liner...no way !!!!!!* - are u really that mad or just sometimes?
  9. *bangs into a chair...says sorry * - oh god! a very blond moment !
  10. Last day - * oh Sonia...we'll miss u so so much. Don't forget us ....la la la and crying * - I'm not gonna go off facebook babies...i'm alive....toodles! :P
  • I normally cry when I'm  stressed, I just go numb
  • I hate people who cry over goodbyes
  • I get paranoid when I'm in the proximity of doctors or hospitals
And these are the most random expressions...

PS: I was bored!

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